Purple Hair


here's my disclaimer, i dont own a damn thing in here except Laurie, cuz well, she's my bitch, hehe, and this prob won't get too far so that everyone's readin it, but i did it for her cuz she asked me 2, so enjoy, and don't take her!

It was a night like any other night. Trunks and his date were snuggling on the couch as usual, and Goten sat alone on the floor devouring as much popcorn as he could.
*You know, this really sucks* he thought to himself, < how come Trunks gets all the girls and I get screwed over? > It wasn't even like he was jealous of the stereotypical blondes he brought home, he was just lonely.
After Trunks date had left, Goten decided to bring up the question on everyone's mind, how did he get so many chicks?
"Yo Trunks, how do you get so many chix??"
"Well... it's all in the hair."
"Oh really?" He smirked to himself
That night Goten went home, and did the only thing that made sense to him at the moment. He turned Super sayain so that his hair was blonde, and then died it purple.
The next day, he saw instant results. Women everywhere were going crazy for him, and even Trunks was impressed... though very jealous, because now they preferred him, over a true purple haired sayain.
*How dare this low class sayain-jin take away my future mates! He will pay! *
Goten brought his new girlfriend Laurie over, a beautiful intelligent brunet, with brown eyes, and a bit shorter then he, to Caps Corp. for their usual get togethers. This girl seemed very special, and unlike anyone who Goten had ever dated. Everyone was shocked, and yet impressed with the new "dew" that Goten was sporting. His hair even caught Bra's eye, as she told him, "It really brings out your eyes!"
As the family ate dinner, Trunks was pre occupied scheming a way to get back at his best friend. As he sat in his room, drawing out plans for his destruction, Goten walked in, beaming with delight.
"Trunks!! I think I'm in love!"
"Oh really?" Trunks questioned, but thought knew this was just a phase with his new hair and everything.
"Your advice worked great!"
"Well not for long.... Mwah ha ha" He pounced on Goten and pored black ink all in his gorgeous purple hair, and that was the end of that.
Goten walked back down into the kitchen with a defeatus attitude, and everyone looked up in shock.
"Well Laurie, I guess you don't want to date me anymore, since I'm not a natural purple."
"Well, I'm naturally blonde, hehe, and I think you look even better the way you are... and well, I think I'm in love with you!"
"Wow, I'm in love with you two!"
So later that day, the two got married, and lived happily ever after.